Travelling in (Jologs) Style

Aside from being a die-hard fan of That's Entertainment you know naman that I'm high society,davah? Like I rub elbows with the Ayalas,Tantocos and the Zobels.We play polo and lacrosse every week. So alam ko you won't be surprised to find out nagpunta ako sa Hong Kong last weekend to buy authentic Chinese hopia there.Uy,don't be inggit with me.It was just biglaan.Hindi ko din kasi alam what to do with my milyones in Hang Seng Bank.So I decided to make flayola to HK.Katamad naman to go to Europe pa.I don't want to get jet lag,ano?I'm nasusuka na there every month nandun ako.And I had to go back agad to Manila to attend a party in Pepato and meet with my rich and powerful friends to go clubbing in Ibiza the next day.

Gosh!I didn't know that Hong Kong pala is so hip ang cool!Everything I saw there was so uber.Like na like ko talaga.Alam nyo naman how high my standards are.Of course!I'm a socialite,noh?Designer brands from head to toe ako.I was so excited that's why I took a lot of pictures.With my exquisite taste in clothes,men and burloloys alam ko you will like my snapshots naman.

People of the world,WELCOME TO MY TRAVEL DIARY!

I thought there were no more rats in Hong Kong because they want to eliminate the rodent nuisance cheber? Lagi na lang mayroong daga...


Hey, look, it's the 2007 Jologs Videoke Festival at Hong Kong Disneyland!

Left: Girl you know it's true! Ooooh, oooh, oooh, I love youuuu!!!
Right: 'Yan ang boyfriend ko, di ko ma-dig ang gusto. Siya ay in na in, nguni't out pa rin...

Would somebody call the health inspectors over here?

Left: Tai O? Aba, tinuro pa!

Right: Apparently the critics thought that everything about this restaurant is shit...

OMG, it's Pardina at ang mga Duwende!!!

Yes, it's none other than the Pop Lola herself, Armida Siguion Reyna. My gaahhd, Tita Midz, WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FACE? Baka naman Dra. Belo might make taray when she finds out that you had to go to Hong Kong for your emergency shot of Botox, ha?

WOWOWWEEE! Sinong hindi mawiwili?

(Meimei: With special guests CIRQUE DU JOLOGS!)

Jackson Tape: Swabeng dumikit. Nagpapaalam pa. Jackson Tape: Ang tape na maporma!

Ah, how nice naman that William Hung finally got work here in Hong Kong after his 15 minutes of fame from American Idol had run out!

When I saw this I thought, "Alarcon, Jestoni?"

(Meimei: Tunay po na designer brand ang A. Testoni! Pero nakakatawa pa rin yung take ni Bakeks sa photo na ito. Hehe, napaka-Brokeback naman kasi their ad campaign here...)

Somebody told me kasi that Sacha Baron Cohen shops here...

Extra Ordinary Fruit Juice! It's the most fantastic, amazing, stupendous, exemplary, out-of-this-world juice EVER! Now with more opium!

(Meimei: And it tastes great with Crack Sandwich!)

Pooh Corner: tambayan ng mga pasaway

Sanglaan ng mga groupies

A scene from the movie Sex Toy Story - complete with kinky costumes and role playing!

People, I would LOOOOVE to stay and chat with you, but I have to go. There's this party kasi at the Polo Club and I have to make sosyal there. Next time I share with you more of my Hong Kong photos, ha? Meimei and I are still putting together the Part 2 kasi, eh. Baboosh!