Thursday, June 25, 2009

Obligatory Scandal Commentary

Dahil huli na kami sa balita:

1) Dear Hayden Kho: Kung magkakaroon ka ulit ng sex scandal, puwede ba ito ang gawin mong theme song? Mas bagay kasi eh. Tenks!



2) Dear Marc Abaya, Maegan Aguilar, at ang mga taong nadawit sa pinakabagong Deleted Blog Scandal (courtesy of/ nakaw from Chuvaness):



May theme song din kami para sa inyo.


Still in denial
I can't believe that you could do this to me
No lights ahead
I've been looking forward but I cannot see...

...O, di ba? (And also: Akala ninyo "Anak" ang ide-dedicate namin, ano? Yun nga lang, naunahan na kami eh.)

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

APRIL FOOLS!

Sayang hindi totoo ang video na ito. Bwiset.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

When Baduy Becomes NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Seriously, people. Itago ninyo ang mga anak ninyo at siguraduhing hindi nanonood ang mga boss ninyo, dahil ito ang PINAKA MASALIMUOT at PINAKA-KARUMAL DUMAL na entry sa buong history ng When Baduy Happens! More SHOCKING than Madame Auring in a bathing suit! More HORRIFIC than Mark Lapid declaring his love for bananas! This is the entry that will keep you UP ALL NIGHT! Parental guidance highly suggested due to explicit content.

...O, nandyan pa kayo? Sige, compare and contrast, ha?

One of the many "Vegetable Love" commercials for PETA na currently banned in the United States:


versus

Asia Agcaoili and Ramon Bautista in "ROCK HARD" for the NU Rock Awards:



Kung hindi pa kayo naglalaway sa kapapanood ng mga video na ito... teka muna, yun yung intro namin para doon sa lechon segment ng No Reservations: Philippines! (Hoy, Intern Shaun! Bumalik ka nga dito!) Which reminds me, parang trip ko yatang kumain ng lechon - sama kayo sa 'min?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Megan Fox, doesn't he BeBe?





Tingnan mo nga naman ang dalawang ito.Yung isa FHM's Sexiest Woman for 2008 na pinag-papantasyahan ng mga lalake sa Transformers na kahawig daw ni Angelina Jolie at may syotang dating cast member ng Beverly Hills 90210 pero sabi nya LALAKE DAW SYA.Yung isa naman dating machong machong may itsura naman na action star at leading man na galing sa pamilya ng mga action star na nagpakasal sa isang babae pero BABAE DAW SYA.Hindi kaya nagkapalit lang sila ng anyo ala "The Hot Chick"?All I can say is ...mag-solian na kayo ng anting-anting!!!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

How Not to Be Baduy: Award Winning Best Actor!

Nagustuhan ba ninyo si Mickey Rourke sa The Wrestler? (That is, kung hindi kayo natakot sa kanyang mukhang mas retokado pa kay Cliff Richard?) Meron din isa pang pelikulang magugustuhan din ninyo... at alam naming magugustuhan din ninyo, dahil pati ang mga pihikang critics sa Tah-teh ay nagkakandarapa sa kanilang pagpupuri.

Inspiring underdog-done-good story? Check.

Real-life olats na leading actor who gives the career-saving performance of his life? Check.

Plot where life imitates art and vice versa, up to and including drug addiction, fractured family relationships, and financial transactions gone wrong? Check.

Puwes, without further ado... the most underrated male performance of the year!



...Um, yeah, siya nga talaga iyan. Kulang lang yung astig na theme song...

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Rock Star Rakets 5:From Los Angeles to Baguio

Your favorite segment from WBH is back!




POPS Cash Advance,Wilshire Blvd. Los Angeles
Ok,ok sige na nga.Hindi naman rock star si Pops Fernandez.Pero marami sigurong suki dito na kelangan ng pera para sa:
1.mas batang jowa
2.collagen lip injections
3.pangbili ng bagong outfit para makipagsabayan
sa isang concert kasama ang 3 diva


Mark Mahoney's Shamrock Tattoo,Sunset Strip

Tibay at lakas ng loob ang kelangan para magpa-tattoo dito.Shamrock Tattoo Mission Statement:AKO'Y ALIPIN MO KAHIT HINDI BATID.Customer service to the max.




Academia de Sophia International,South Drive Baguio City

A music school for aspiring female bass players.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Gloria's Not A Labandera

Ten years ago in Greece,the word 'Filipina' was defined by George Babiniotis as a domestic worker from the Philippines or a person who performs non-essential auxiliary tasks.

I just got back from Los Angeles.I had to buy a rare English-Vietnamese picture dictionary published by Oxford University Press so I went to Barnes and Noble.Tuwang-tuwa ako kasi meron sila!Nag-iisang kopya na lang.Pagbuklat ko sa page 120,eto yung nakita ko:









PGMA,RN.O diba,at least hindi DH.