Happy Baduylentine's 2011

Wala ka bang date ngayong Valentine's day?Eto o,mamili ka.Walang sinabi ang mga Azkals dito:





Sabi nga ni Chito Miranda "My name is Peter North and I'm from Houston, Colorado." Hahaha!

Happy Valentine's Day from When Baduy Happens!

Merry Christmas from When Baduy Happens

When Acoustic Sucks

Muntik na akong makapatay ng tao noong narinig ko ito sa Festival Supermall noong isang araw.



Not because it's one of the many unoriginal "acoustic" songs polluting Manila, or the fact that this is one of the many unoriginal "acoustic" songs performed by a former sex-tape "victim" girlfriend of Hayden Kho. What really made me angry is the fact that her version rips off THIS GUY:



Walang biro! Ninakaw ni Prinsesita ang buong instrumentation ng "I'm Yours" mula simula hanggang katapusan! And don't even use the "same four chords" defense on me, because seryoso talaga ako! Parehong-pareho ang bagsak ng gitara mula intro hanggang katapusan. Gusto ko tuloy ipadala ito sa mga abogado ni Jason Mraz para malugi na sa wakas ang mga producers ng Addicted to Acoustic.

Speaking of: Jason Mraz, ngayon ko pala nalaman na kasalanan mo yung linyang "ah la peaceful melody" sa first version ng kanta mo. Mabuti na lang at ginawa mong "we're just one big family" kasi babatuhin sana kita ng sapatos kung hindi mo ginawa iyon.

(Why, yes, nagkataon talagang narinig ko ang mga ito na back-to-back sa Festival habang naghahanap ng makakainan doon. Bwiset.)

Parokya ni Kristeta

Kris Aquino's acting is like Ben Stiller's "Blue Steel" pose from Zoolander.

Rico Blanco IS Lady Gagita

Hello, hello, Bamboo, you called, I can't hear a thing
Ayaw ko na sa Pambansang Banda, you see you see



Wh-wh-what did you say, na may kamukha me?
Sorry I can't help you there, I'm kinda busy



(Does that mean na si Mark Escueta ang tunay na Haronce? ABANGAN!) 

Nakaboto Na Ba Kayo?

If so, we're dedicating this song to you. If not, this song is dedicated to you na rin.

Also: Noynoy, pinapahanap ka na ni Jay-Z. Ibalik mo daw ang video niya!

Baduy Face-Off: Sino Ang Mas Bwiset?

Yung isa, plagiarist.

Yung isa, may pagka-racist.

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