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"Ding dong"(from urbandictionary.com):

1.The penal area of a man's genitalia.

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong.... -Gunther and The Sunshine Girls

2.What the p--is is called when a man smackes it across a woman's face while she is performing oral s-x. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

3.A DUMBASS. Originates from referring to one through use of the male genitalia.

You dang ding dong, what the hell were you thinking?

Anak...ANG BADUY MO!!!

ANO DAW?TADYAK MAR!TADYAK?!?:




"Kayod kami ng kayod.BADUY KA NAMAN NG BADUY":



KORIMAR.Pwede din KARIMAR(RIMARIM):

This Is How Baduy Happens

Headline, habang nagbabasa sa Internet:

REDFORD MARRIES GERMAN GIRLFRIEND

Ang akala:



Ang totoo:


Bow.

Obligatory Scandal Commentary

Dahil huli na kami sa balita:

1) Dear Hayden Kho: Kung magkakaroon ka ulit ng sex scandal, puwede ba ito ang gawin mong theme song? Mas bagay kasi eh. Tenks!



2) Dear Marc Abaya, Maegan Aguilar, at ang mga taong nadawit sa pinakabagong Deleted Blog Scandal (courtesy of/ nakaw from Chuvaness):



May theme song din kami para sa inyo.

Still in denial
I can't believe that you could do this to me
No lights ahead
I've been looking forward but I cannot see...

...O, di ba? (And also: Akala ninyo "Anak" ang ide-dedicate namin, ano? Yun nga lang, naunahan na kami eh.)

APRIL FOOLS!

Sayang hindi totoo ang video na ito. Bwiset.

When Baduy Becomes NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Seriously, people. Itago ninyo ang mga anak ninyo at siguraduhing hindi nanonood ang mga boss ninyo, dahil ito ang PINAKA MASALIMUOT at PINAKA-KARUMAL DUMAL na entry sa buong history ng When Baduy Happens! More SHOCKING than Madame Auring in a bathing suit! More HORRIFIC than Mark Lapid declaring his love for bananas! This is the entry that will keep you UP ALL NIGHT! Parental guidance highly suggested due to explicit content.

...O, nandyan pa kayo? Sige, compare and contrast, ha?

One of the many "Vegetable Love" commercials for PETA na currently banned in the United States:

versus

Asia Agcaoili and Ramon Bautista in "ROCK HARD" for the NU Rock Awards:

Kung hindi pa kayo naglalaway sa kapapanood ng mga video na ito... teka muna, yun yung intro namin para doon sa lechon segment ng No Reservations: Philippines! (Hoy, Intern Shaun! Bumalik ka nga dito!) Which reminds me, parang trip ko yatang kumain ng lechon - sama kayo sa 'min?

Megan Fox, doesn't he BeBe?

Tingnan mo nga naman ang dalawang ito.Yung isa FHM's Sexiest Woman for 2008 na pinag-papantasyahan ng mga lalake sa Transformers na kahawig daw ni Angelina Jolie at may syotang dating cast member ng Beverly Hills 90210 pero sabi nya LALAKE DAW SYA.Yung isa naman dating machong machong may itsura naman na action star at leading man na galing sa pamilya ng mga action star na nagpakasal sa isang babae pero BABAE DAW SYA.Hindi kaya nagkapalit lang sila ng anyo ala "The Hot Chick"?All I can say is ...mag-solian na kayo ng anting-anting!!!