Rico Blanco IS Lady Gagita

Hello, hello, Bamboo, you called, I can't hear a thing
Ayaw ko na sa Pambansang Banda, you see you see



Wh-wh-what did you say, na may kamukha me?
Sorry I can't help you there, I'm kinda busy



(Does that mean na si Mark Escueta ang tunay na Haronce? ABANGAN!) 

Nakaboto Na Ba Kayo?

If so, we're dedicating this song to you. If not, this song is dedicated to you na rin.

Also: Noynoy, pinapahanap ka na ni Jay-Z. Ibalik mo daw ang video niya!