Saturday, March 26, 2011

Stop Being Baduy: Sarah Geronimo

Matagal ko na kasing gustong malaman kung totoo ang mga bali-balita na lumalaki na ang ulo ni Sarah Geronimo.

Baka nandito sa production number na ito ang kasagutan?



Sarah, darling, maawa ka naman sa sarili mo. Sige ka, kung hindi ka mag-iingat, baka mapraning ka nang husto at hindi mo na namamalayang nagpakalbo ka na.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Baduy Stalkers

Panalo talaga yung mga comments sa YouTube para sa video na ito.



Sample comments lang:
i am think about this girl, we just started talking, and this song put in the mood to talk to her
(Ano'ng klaseng mood kaya iyan? Mood para manampal?)
when my gf left me...i got really drunk..hear this song and start crying...
now im sober...i hope she rots in hell...
(Obviously this person has not seen a single episode of Intervention.)
this song make me , well remember someone ,, 4 yr ago her take my heart away.
now i hope her can run back to me soon
(Yilmaz Bektas, is that you?)

At ang pinaka-nakakagimbal sa kanilang lahat...
LOVE ([name redacted]) sa DALAWANG ARAW KITANG HINDI MAKAKAUSAP,,you CUT my HEART like a KNIFE........
(Wow, pare, dalawang araw lang? Yung ibang tao diyan, inaabot ng tatlong taon bago mamalayan na sila'y sinaksak na ng kutsilyo, binuhusan pa ng asido, at pinukpok ng martilyo. Amateur!)

Plus, one week later!
[Name Redacted Ulit] (kulasang basa) Imiss KO Ang lahat lahat,,sa ginawa mo sa aki para mo nang sinaksak ang PUSO ko,,laging ang saiyo lang ang alam mo,,,pero ang sa akin ay hindi mo alam........
(Alam mo, may kasabihan sa wikang Ingles na tunay na nararapat sa sitwasyon mo: DUDE, SHE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU. Tapos may pa-comment comment ka pa diyan sa YouTube. Ipa-pulis ka pa namin diyan, hala ka.)

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Stop Being Baduy: The Remaining Members of Oasis

Dear Liam Gallagher:



We have no problem with you paying constant tribute to The Beatles. However...

1) Umamin ka na - kinopya mo ang chord pattern and drum line ng kantang ito sa "Instant Karma," ano?

2) This song would have been ten million times better if it was performed by Orange and Lemons.

3) Also, judging by the close-ups of your face in this video, hindi lang sound ng banda mo ang pinaglipasan ng panahon. Parang awa mo na, manalamin ka na nga, dahil mukha ka nang dehydrated na bayawak.

Baduyfully yours,

Meimei